




Well, as some of you know, the plan once Ray retired was to move near the beach somewhere—for financial reasons and allergy relief. Since returning from Europe, we took a trip to North Carolina, just over the Georgia border, but we didn’t find anything we liked. Nothing that is except a little valley where the houses were so expensive that we would’ve had to go on a diet of bread and water to afford to live there. And every time we left the house, we would’ve still been confronted with the crazy redneck areas that surrounded said beautiful valley.
Our original plan was to move to Ray’s childhood area in New Hampshire, but the thought of super cold winters and FEET of snow and being SO far away from everything I knew just didn’t work out. So the other day Ray came up with the idea of moving to Florida’s Gulf Coast—over in the panhandle part of the interestingly shaped state. We would still be close to Atlanta in case we were needed, close enough to run back up to check on the house if it doesn’t sell right off, and it would solve the tax problem. And my allergy problem. Aaahhh to breathe ocean air. Like a readymade Neti pot—but without the drowning.
So we left on Monday morning to drive down to the Gulf Coast, land of sugar white beaches. I came armed with several days of research into apartments in the area—a list of about 20 apartment communities to check out. None were right on the beach, but some were close. Seems down here, the only buildings allowed to set themselves right on the beach are condos, and we don’t have the time to check those out on this trip. Ray really wanted to get the issue settled, and checking out the hundreds of condos available would take forever, so we decided to rent an apartment for a year and if we like it here, then in six months, we can start checking out condos to rent or buy.
So off we went. Armed with our new GPS, I might add. Once Ray started plotting the apartments I had found on the map, he decided, thankfully, to go ahead and purchase Tomasina—which is his name for TomTom, since we use the woman’s voice for directions. Her actual name is Susan!!! But that is just too confusing. He already has a strangely protective relationship with this contraption—no need to confuse the wife with the mistress. : )
Now we played with the directions, trying different routes, but it seems that Tomasina was correct—the route she chose is 5 hours and 20 minutes. Our best choice was going to take TWO HOURS longer! So we trusted her, even though her route looked suspiciously like the one I USED YEARS AGO WHEN Laura, Katie, and I came on a shorter vacation to Destin and got endlessly lost in the maze-like towns of Southern Alabama. And we had no GPS. I’m not even sure if they existed then!
We stopped in Newnan for breakfast at Cracker Barrel—this seems to be a requirement for any long trip in Ray’s mind. Stop for fuel for car, stop for fuel for us at Cracker Barrel. Then we got on I-85 and headed toward Montgomery.
In Montgomery we took I-65, but only for a short way. Here is where I got lost with the girls—once you leave I-65, the roads take you through an interminable maze of winding lanes in and out of tiny country towns and fields with cattle. I can’t say cows, which I usually like to “moo” at because these are obviously cows raised for beef as the signs attest to.
And speaking of signs, in Luverne—don’t you love that name?--there was one for the General Store and its offer of “Hot Dogs at the Window.” And sure enough, when we passed by there was a small sidewalk window where you could order and wait for your hot dogs—is anyone really in THAT big of a hurry that they couldn’t come inside? In some small town or between towns there was a sign that advertised: Inside Grocery—Live Rattlesnakes on Display. Guess better inside than roaming the streets. At least they warn you.
Then on the map I saw a town with Opp written beside it. I though surely this must be an abbreviation for something else. Opelika, Opportunity, something. But no, it was just Opp. Opp Drugstore, Opp General Store, Opp High School.
So we finally made it out of Alabama and into Florida and the roads changed to smoother and quicker. Then it was over the Mid-Bay Bridge in Niceville (don’t know if you pronounce it like “nice” with a long i or like the Italian city ‘neece.” Then on to Destin to the great deal I found us at the Wyndham Wingate Hotel for 3 nights. We quickly unpacked and then headed out to just drive around the area. I got out my list to recheck where the hotels were. Since we were IN Destin, I suggested we start there, but Ray thought we should head straight to Panama City Beach, so off we went. First thing on the checklist was to be sure a Chick-fil-a was nearby—there was one in Destin and when we saw one in Panama City Beach, that was taken care off—you have to get your priorities taken care of, you know. : )
We drove by a few of the apartments on my list without stopping and went on to the one farthest down on the map. And when we got there, Ray pulled in and said let’s go talk to them. Surprise to me…he had said we were just scoping out the area. Well, we spoke with the leasing agent, Boston, who showed us the two bedroom model, which was all they had available right now, and I was hesitant to even look because I was set on 3 bedrooms—one for us, one for an office and one for guests—but I went along. It was very nice, but I still wanted 3 bedrooms, which I told Boston and Ray. I really played hardball here. At the end of the discussion, Boston asked us if we were going to look at other apartment complexes and we said yes.
Then he asked if we would just fill out the paperwork so that if a 3 bedroom came available, even though it would be 60 days after that that it would actually be ready with vacancy notices, etc., then at least paperwork would be all done. So we did and once he saw the information on the application, his whole attitude changed. I still was adamant about a 3 bedroom, much to his chagrin. So as we were leaving, I asked when he thought a 3 bedroom might come up. He had said before that they RARELY are available. He was still trying to get me to be interested in a two bedroom. I told him once more that if a 3 bedroom ON THE 3rd FLOOR came available to let us know and if we still hadn’t found somewhere else, we would probably take it.
In an amazing turn of events, he rechecked his list and asked us to wait one second please, and he went in to talk to his manager and came back out to say that the paperwork deadline for the applicant for the only 3 bedroom available had passed, and we could have it if we wanted it! What floor is it on? I asked. THIRD FLOOR. And it is a corner unit and has a lovely view of the forest.
So looks like as of the middle of July or so, we will officially become Florida residents. Our apartment looks kind of like a Disney hotel, so we should feel right at home. It has 9-foot ceilings, ceramic tile and designer carpet (can’t have everything—would have preferred hardwood floors, but none of the apartments had that), garden-style tub in Master, ceiling fans, screened –in porch, and walk-in closets in all 3 bedrooms. We have 3 bedrooms and 2 baths, I think it was a granite-topped countertop bar, washer and dryer, and we have a beautiful walk-in, zero-entry swimming pool in this gated community. We hope it will be fun and that it will be a good base to explore the area and see if we want to buy down here. One mile from gorgeous sugar-white sandy beaches and right across the road from a really nice golf course and club. And we are on the top floor of three floors on the corner of the building, so it should be nice.
Now that the apartment decision was made, we had two days to relax and get to know the area. We drove around and found the beaches and shopping areas, found some really good restaurants, and the Pier Park Shopping Complex that is about a mile down the road. It has restaurants and a huge movie theater with chairs that actually do recline, so we saw Robin Hood with Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett.
Then it was time to head home. We drove through Dothan, Alabama where we saw a strange sign for the Easter Egg Drop. Here is a piece from the Dothan newspaper that describes this “fun” event:
Dylan Townsend’s face lit up Saturday as the fierce-looking black helicopter hovered overhead. He was among the thousands of children who applauded the chopper’s arrival, squealing with delight as nearly 15,000 plastic eggs were dropped like missiles from a helicopter at the National Peanut Festival Fairgrounds during the Annual Easter Egg Drop sponsored by Bethel Baptist Church. The multi-colored eggs, containing candy and prizes, bounced like rubber balls when they hit the ground and sent children scampering in a race to gather the most.
Wow! There were also signs for a candidate for Treasurer of Alabama with a very strange name: Young Boozer. Don’t know if I would vote for him—I would have to research the origin of the name or nickname.
Now we are home and it is time to ready the house for sale. Time to divide up our possessions into categories: things to bring down to Florida, things to put in storage, and things to give away or donate. Busy time in preparation for moving to the beach. Yay!
Pictures from top: our apartments through the trees; huge hotel in Destin; seagulss and sunset; clouds with silver linings; huge prints made in the sand--yikes!